Another week vanquished

Ahhhh. Nothing better than 4:40 pm on a Friday. I can almost taste the Jim Beam and Ginger Ale sliding down my gullet, the tickle of a Valium on the back of my throat. Yes, I have made it through another work week and this weekend my friends is no ordinary one. Well at least not for Football Fans anyway and especially fans from New England and Philly. It is Super Bowl Weekend complete with the rah rah rah celebrations of American's who are really just happy to have another excuse to get drunk and eat lots of good food. A few posts ago I predicted a Patriot win over Pittsburgh, this weekend I take the Pat's again, 27-16. Oh yes it shall be!

I got my tax return. Just like Jess told me. "don't worry, it will probably plop right into your account Friday, just in time for us to shop all weekend!" So she said and so it became.

This hambone Ebayer is really pissing me off with my Diesel Jeans. Remember those?? Yeah me neither. It seems this guy lives in Brooklyn, NY. He sent the package by USPS Priority mail. Ok no problem. From NY to NH? Shit, 4 days tops. Well I finally got a blip when I typed in the tracking # on USPS.COM. It says they tried to deliver the package today, IN BROOKLYN NY??
Where the hell are these Jeans coming from? Surely Not Italy where they are made. Not for $65 for 2 pairs of $160 jeans. Anyway its getting really annoying. If I don't have a solution by Monday I'm demanding a refund. Fucking amateur's.

After the huge disappointment of "White Noise" I think I will give "Boogeyman" a shot this weekend at the multiplex. Its from Sam (Evil Dead) Raimi's production company. They had great success with "The Grudge" even though the original Japanese film "Ju-On-The Grudge" is far superior to the Americanized version. It always seems us silly Americano's need everything spelled out for us. If you've seen both versions you'd understand. Anyway I understand only one thong now. Its time to go home. Help me cheer on the hometown Pats! If anything itll give you a good excuse to get good and drunk on Sunday. Then again some of us don't need excuses.

They call us Alcoholics.

with luv,
dr.J