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Yo, let me break this shit down for ya!

Sorry to all you Nine Inch Nails fans. All of us that wanted to see Trent and company close Thursday nights MTV movie awards ceremony with a musical performance will have to settle for the Foo Fighters. Now I love the Foo but the reason why we wont see Trent is what is bothering me. NIN wanted to use a photo of George Bush as the background while they performed. MTV said no and Reznor said fuck off. Good for you Trent.

Jacko's verdict will be announced anyday now! Can you handle the anticipation??? Will Mikey be back at Neverland sipping on Jesus Juice and watching Sesame Street in his undies or will Bubba be moonwalking all over his plastic ass in Folsom? Honestly I could give a rats ass.

A beautiful blonde High School senior disappeared in Aruba last week. She was last seen getting into a car ALONE with some local men who claimed to have dropped her off at her Hotel after a night of partying at a club. She never made her flight the next morning. AS of this writing she is still missing. I don't want to sound crass and I feel for her family and friends but is it really a mystery as to what happened? Booze+ignorance+human scumbags equals dead girl. My girlfriend wonders why I don't want her to go to out of the country or far away with just one other girlfriend. This is why.

Since "Deep Throat" has finally been revealed as ex-FBI man Mark Felt there has been a lot of debate over whether he was a Patriot or just a rat. I actually enjoy the re-juvanation of Watergate more than anything that has arisen from this new information. Especially the argument of who was a bigger scumbag, Richard "tricky dick" Nixon or Bill "Bubba" Clinton. With some help from Mediamatters.org Lets break em down shall we?

Nixon-Presiding over most corrupt administration in history; bugging opponents' offices; breaking into opposition headquarters; breaking into psychiatrist's office; forgery; using the IRS and the Justice Department to harass political opponents and reporters, and much more.

Clinton-Lying about inappropriate personal relationship; losing $48,000 in land deal.


Nixon-Approved plan to illegally use CIA to thwart FBI investigation of Democratic National Committee break-in; attorney general and deputy attorney general resigned after being ordered by Nixon to fire special prosecutor.

Clinton-Ordered Justice Department to appoint special prosecutor to avoid appearance of conflict of interest; never fired or tried to fire special prosecutors or independent counsels.

Nixon- resigned in disgrace, accepted a blanket pardon "for all offenses against the United States" he committed while president.

Clinton-Countless investigations of everything from a 15-year-old land deal to the suicide of a White House employee to allegations of drug running to White House personnel decisions to campaign fund-raising to Arlington Cemetery burial procedures revealed no criminal wrongdoing by Clintons.

Nixon-Iinvestigated, wiretapped, and audited journalists; created "enemies list" that included more than 50 reporters; Nixon allegedly ordered an aide to falsely smear syndicated columnist Jack Anderson as a homosexual; White House plotted ways to poison Anderson.
Produced -- but didn't distribute -- a critique of Whitewater coverage by Washington Post reporter Susan Schmidt

Clinton-Associate attorney general Webster Hubbell, whose conviction for stealing money from Rose Law Firm colleagues, including Hillary Clinton, were related to crimes he committed long before working in the Clinton administration.

Nixon-Contemplated firebombing Brookings Institution. (In fairness to Nixon, this plan was never actually carried out.)

Clinton-Once allegedly made Newt Gingrich sit at the back of a plane; wife warned of "vast right-wing conspiracy."

Nixon-Campaign manager/Attorney General John Mitchell convicted of conspiracy, obstruction of justice and perjury for his role in Watergate break-in and cover-up; chief of staff H.R. "Bob" Haldeman and domestic affairs adviser John Ehrlichman convicted of conspiracy and obstruction of justice; White House counsel John W. Dean III convicted of obstruction of justice; special counsel Charles W. Colson pleaded guilty to obstruction of justice.

Clinton-Got a hummer in the Oval office.

Hmm, its a tough decision. Either way both guys were elected twice and both crushed their opponents in their second run and BOTH are universally hated by the fanatics from each opposing party. What a legacy to have.

Here at the Beef we often pick on Fox News. Well don't worry. we are going to bash CNN for a moment. Wolf Blitzer Blitzer opens every afternoon by boasting of his shows seriousness with the intonation, "Stand by for hard news" Here are the hard news story's Wolfie has been covering.
Shows since May 1 that have covered the "Runaway Bride": 7
Shows since May 1 that have covered Michael Jackson: 9
Shows since May 1 that have covered the Downing Street Memo :1

What is this Downing street memo you ask? Well let us tell you since no one else cares. This memo was uncovered by the London Times. It was quite simply a brief on military action against Iraq. It was written 8 months prior to the invasion of Iraq. It clearly shows Bush had every intention of invading Iraq and plans were already in place even though they admit that Saddam was a minimal threat and had few if any WMD's. Read this excerpt:

'The Defense Secretary said that the U.S. had already begun "spikes of activity" to put pressure on the regime. No decisions had been taken, but he thought the most likely timing in U.S. minds for military action to begin was January, with the timeline beginning 30 days before the U.S. congressional elections.
The Foreign Secretary said he would discuss this with Colin Powell this week. It seemed clear that Bush had made up his mind to take military action, even if the timing was not yet decided. But the case was thin. Saddam was not threatening his neighbours, and his WMD capability was less than that of Libya, North Korea or Iran. We should work up a plan for an ultimatum to Saddam to allow back in the UN weapons inspectors. This would also help with the legal justification for the use of force."

A few months later Colin Powell was at the UN telling the world how much of a threat Iraq was and how we needed to act now. The USA and the UK set up Iraq to fail and break UN regulations. They knew they had no WMD's and they knew Sadddam would save face and balk at the inspections even though he practically gave them carte blanche in his own country. If I was a parent of a dead US soldier I think I would want some answers. Unfortunately I don't see them getting any.


J