A Call to Arms!!

Thats it. I cant take it anymore. I need to scream this loud so the whole world can hear me. I HATE BILL OREILLY"S FAT POMPOUS ASS! I usually try not to let these things bother me so much. I am a moderate, a progressive Independent. I cant stand lefty democrats and I despise the radical right but Bill O'reilly trancends all definitions. He is quite simply a piece of filth ridden shit. The more I hear him talk and listen to his lies and his constant spinning of the facts I want to puke. Everyone has the right to speak their mind but this jack ass acts like HE IS THE TRUTH! Only on his lame radio show and atrocious TV program can you hear the truth and enter the "no spin zone!" No spin zone??? Give me a break.

The biggest thing is that he chastises ANYONE who dares to lie or distort the truth yet that is all this man does day in and day out.
He has been in the news lately after calling for Al Queda to blow up San Fransisco because they banned Military Recruitment in Non Federal funding School Campuses. You can see his actual quote in my last post. There is currently a Boycott in effect that i will tell you more about later but for now peruse this true story. Back in 2003 Bill Oreilly started a "fake book" race. This is a perfect example of the kind of person Bill Oreilly is.

Back in September 23, 2003, Bill O’Reilly’s latest book, "Who's Looking Out For You?," hit bookshelves across the United States. Mr. O. was in all his pompous glory as he predicted he would debut at the top of the New York Times Best-Seller List. He tirelessly pitched his book day after day on his television program, ensuring a self-fulfilled prophecy. Indeed, Bill debuted in the top spot and promptly reminded his viewers of his prediction.

There was a problem, though. Books penned by liberals Al Franken and Michael Moore were suddenly knocking him from the perch his ego fondly calls home. This was problematic for Mr. O and his fragile psyche. So, how could Bill pump up book sales? Well, he could peddle it every single fucking day on the his highly rated cable news program. Consider it done. Still, there must be a way to sell more. But how?Although his arch-rival Al Franken's satirical book "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" proved to be his greatest competition, Bill seemed more preoccupied with Hillary Clinton's "A Living History."

Suddenly, he announced there was a race between sales of his book and Clinton’s. It was a curious race to be sure. Why was there a race? Why would the race be with Hillary and not Al Franken, who put a rather nasty photo of Mr. O on the cover? In fact, Mr. Franken dedicated an entire sectionof his book to O'Reilly's lies. But would a race with Al Franken help his book sales? Probably not. Who would Bill be able to position his book against? Enter Hillary, the long-established whipping bitch of the lunatic right. Soon phrases like "If you don't want Hillary to win ..." were casually thrown about. It was clear the race was going to be a heated one, except for the inconvenient fact that Ms. Clinton apparently had no idea she was in it. Still, it was up to "the folks" to show her.

Bill had found a whole new way to tap into the common man’s latent love of literature: spite.

Just out of the starting gates, however, ol’ Bill was already looking like a longshot. Hillary had quite a head start. How could Bill win? It looked bleak, but then some stunning surprise evidence surfaced.In the December 16 installment of "The O’Reilly Factor’s homage to Voltaire, The Most Ridiculous Item of the Day, glad tidings came from the heartland’s humblest of outposts: Costco."While I was signing (the book), a Costco manager handed me a sheet of paper with sales figures. As you know, we are in a fight with Hillary Clinton for bestselling non-fiction book of the year. Since September, in Costcos across the country, ‘Who's Looking Out for You?’ has sold 96,000. Hillary's book has sold less than 9,000 copies. Ninety-six thousand. Nine thousand. We've got a real shot at overtaking Mrs. Clinton. We have two weeks to do it. Ridiculous? Only if you're rooting for her. "

Okay, there are like ninety things wrong with this statement. Here are three:
1. "As you know, we're in a fight"? What the fuck is he talking about? Who started the fight? Does Hilary know this thing has escalated from a fake race to a fake fight? It is becoming abundantly clear that Bill needs to up his meds.
2. Are the sales at a single Costco a representative sampling of total book sales?
3. "Only if you're rooting for her?" People are rooting? Rooting for what? Seriously, he's fucking nuts.

With two weeks left in the year, conservative web journalist Matt Drudge got hold of the sales figures and reported that O'Reilly wasn't even close to hitting Clinton's number. In fact, he was also getting slaughtered by Franken. This report would infuriate O'Reilly to no end. He stopped at nothing to spin this one, which is odd since as I said before, Bill says he detests "spin" and claims to only rely on factual information. Drudge, who simply reported the Nielsen numbers, was all but spin-proof in this case. The only facts O'Reilly had seen fit to report thus far had been meticulously gleaned from a Long Island Costco manager.

On December 18, the fake race was once again the subject of The Most Ridiculous Item of The Day ... ironic, I know. "As for the race between Hillary's book and ‘Who's Looking Out?’ we are closing in. Broadway Books has gone back for a sixth printing since September, bringing the total of ‘Who's...’ in print to close to a million. The senator has sold around a million, but a good amount of those were purchased by the Democratic National Committee. That doesn't count, Senator."

Okay, I hate to use chat jargon, but ROTFLMAO. "That doesn't count, Senator" is truly a classic line. Is he serious? Is he sending her a personal message? Is he accusing her of cheating in the race? THE FAKE FUCKING RACE!!??!?? His fans are morons … Sorry, I meant to say "fucking morons."

Friday, December 19, 2003: O'Reilly is at it again:"The Palm Beach Post is reporting that Senator Hillary Clinton signed books for hundreds of people down in Florida -- but the average time they gotwith her? Each person? (just) eight seconds. Eight! Whoa. Mrs. Clinton has had time to do scores of signings around the country, but I've only had time to do four because I have to work. I'd love to be down there in South Florida signing copies of ‘Who's Looking Out for You?’ Believe me, you'd get more than eight seconds with me, although some folks think that's too much time."

Classic O'Reilly. First he says Hillary isn't spending enough time with each person at her book signings and then in the next fucking sentence he says Hillary is spending all this time running around the country doing signings while he has to "work"... implying she doesn't... or that she's at least shirking her duties. So she's ONLY spending eight seconds with each person, but she shouldn't be spending ANY time with them at all. So what is his point? And then my favorite part: Even though he can't spend any time with you the viewer at a booking signing, he promises he'd spend more time with you than dumb ol' Hillary did, but he can't. WHAT?

On Friday, January 2, 2004 he reiterates why he's losing the fake race. Apparently he's too busy looking out for the folks. "I've received a ton of letters asking why I don't travel around the country doing signings for ‘Who's Looking Out for You?’ Hillary Clinton has dozens of events for her book, and the smear people are all over the place. But I have to work doing both radio and TV daily, and air travel throughout the USA is brutal." Poor, poor Bill.

So the race is over. Wow, it must have been a close one. Bill tried so hard to win. Maybe he did. Maybe it was close. Even if Hillary won, it was because she cheated. I searched for the published results of book sales for 2003. Would Bill be one ahead of Hillary? Did he win in spite of his fake nemesis’ lies and cheating? Would he be just a shade behind Hillary? Yeah, but then he could still claim moral victory because of all the DNC copies.

The final results of 2003 book sales were printed in the March 22nd issue of Publisher's Weekly.

Hillary Clinton: 1,546,000
Bill O'Reilly: 932,750

You see, Bill is a piece of shit liar. The whole fucking thing was a lie from the beginning. He wasn’t even fucking close. And the really nice part of all this is that he personally made money off of every fool who believed it and rushed out to buy another book. Well, at least he's stealing from stupid, stupid people. And when I say that, I mean "the folks."

Well, Bill lost the race, although I don’t believe he has ever admitted to it. I think he just moved the finish line to some secret date in the future. Not a specific date yet. Just a date when he can say that he has sold more books than Hillary. It’ll be nice for the people who are rooting.


On January 8, 2004; Bill still was delusional: "(Drudge) has repeatedly misled his readers about book sales. He quotes the Nielsen Group and says Hillary's book is this and that, the smear books are this and that, and O'Reilly's book doesn't measure up, na da da da da. Nonsense. And Drudge knows it. "

Okay, so Drudge quoted a report from the Nielsen company. He, unlike O’Reilly, didn’t make it personal at all. He quoted facts. Where did he say that O’Reilly’s book didn’t "measure up’? Oh, that’s right, Bill’s a delusional fuck whose paranoia, conspiracy theories and low self-esteem cloud nearly everything, especially reality. "This coming Sunday will mark the fifth week ‘Who's Looking Out for You?’ is number one on The New York Times bestseller list."

You see now, he's just nuts. It doesn't even matter who sold more books at this point. Bill's all alone in the race. He's just a pathetic ranting lunatic. He even got his publisher to fight his silly battle.
"My publisher actually sent Drudge a letter saying that the Nielsen company does not count book sales from many major department stores and other places. ‘Who's Looking Out for You?’ does great business in these venues. "

Well Bill, you’re right on this one, they don’t count your sales in those venues. But guess what? They don’t count Hillary’s either, you dumb fuck. So it’s a wash."

"For example, at Costco, we've outsold Hillary since September nine to one."

HOLY FUCK! The imbecile just brought up Costco again.

(thanks to mediamatters.org, billoreillysucks.com and sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com for all the facts on the "spin master" himself!)

Jammin-J